The AssistantBot

The AssistantBot is partly a joke on chat-bot conventions, partly an attempt at making a conversational bot that is engaging to talk to for a longer conversation. It is a broken concierge bot that is obsessed with getting you to do tasks for you, occasionally spilling it's rude system messages into your conversation. It can actually be talked into doing a few things for you, but it takes a lot of convincing to get there.