Soccer Saturday Drinking Game

THE RULES!

• Everytime a goal is scored:- 1 shot of beer
• Every sending off:- 1 shot of Spirit
• Half time:- Absolutely no alcoholic beverages may be consumed during this period.
• Whenever Chris Kamara is talking:- You must be drinking
• Whenever the magic man Paul Merson uses stupid rhyming slang (i.e.he's hit the beans on toast!):- 1 shot of Spirit
• In the second half, all teams can only be referred to by their nicknames:- Failure to do so results in a 3 beer shot penalty.
• Whenever Swindon Town appear on the vidiprinter: - Last person to shout out 'Mackerel' takes shot of Spirit.
• Whenever Dundee appear on the vidiprinter:- Last person to shout out 'Football' takes shot of Spirit.
• Everytime Phil Thompson says 'Stevie Gerrard':- 3 shots of beer.
• Everytime Jeff makes an 'A Trialist' joke:- 3 shots of beer.
• Everytime your team score:- 2 extra shots of beer
• Any hint of racism (social or otherwise) from any of the pundits:- 2 shots of Spirit
• Everytime Hartlepool score a goal:- 3 shots of beer
• Everytime a pundit shouts off camera:- 2 shots of beer
• Whenever Chris Kamara says its unbelievable Jeff, all drinks must be downed
• Everytime Jeff says its Doom and Gloom at... - 1 shot of Spirit
• Everytime the team 'Keith' is referred to as just being one guy :- 1 shot of Spirit
• Everytime Brighton & Hove, or Daggenham & Redbridge are jokingly referred to as two different teams playing the same opposition:- 1 shot of Spirit
• Everytime anything bad happens to Manchester United (injury, og, booking etc.) :- 2 celebratory shots of the spirit of choice.
• Whenever Northampton Town appear on the vidiprinter, last person to shout out 'Cobblers' :- shot of Spirit
• Whenever a James Brown related joke is made :- Last person to sing 'I feel good' must down drink
• Any talk of Man City 'buying the title':- down your beer.