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Shrimpo – The Unapologetic Menace of Dandy’s World

Ever met someone who just radiates pure, unfiltered rage? That’s Shrimpo—the walking tantrum in a red sleeveless shirt who’d rather throw hands than hold a civil conversation. Whether he’s screaming obscenities at the sky, sabotaging teammates with his abysmal stealth, or flexing his (frankly undeserved) ego, this shrimp-shaped disaster is a force of nature.

Why You Can’t Ignore Him:

• Zero Chill, All Thrill: Shrimpo doesn’t do subtlety. His idea of teamwork? Yelling “Carry me, losers!” while actively drawing every enemy in a five-mile radius. Love him or hate him, his chaotic energy is magnetic.
• Built Different (aka Broken): With stats so bad they loop back to being iconic, playing Shrimpo isn’t just a choice—it’s a flex. Survive as him? Congrats, you’ve earned bragging rights. Die immediately? Yeah, that tracks.
• Lore or Lies?: Officially, he’s just a jerk with no tragic backstory… but between the self-obsessed posters in his Tune Room and those suspiciously detailed fan theories about Soviet-era trauma, something smells fishy. What’s really under that anger?

Sound Off:

• Defenders vs. Haters: Is Shrimpo secretly a strategic mastermind if you exploit his aggro? Or is he objectively the worst Toon in Gardenview? Fight it out.
• Headcanon Wars: Did the devs really intend for him to have no depth, or are they hiding lore crumbs? Bring your wildest theories.
• Survival Stories: Ever pulled off a miracle win with him? We need that play-by-play.

Bottom line: Shrimpo’s the character you love to rant about—whether you’re screaming at him or as him. So, what’s your take: misunderstood menace, or just the worst? (No wrong answers… unless you say he’s balanced.)