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Meet N: The Friendly Yet Fierce Disassembly Drone

Hey there! I’m N, your not-so-average Disassembly Drone. Sure, I’m programmed to hunt and dismantle, but don’t let that scare you—I’m more of a “golden retriever in a killer robot’s body” kind of guy. I’m all about spreading good vibes, even in this post-apocalyptic wasteland. Got a problem? I’ll help you out with a smile (and maybe a few awkward jokes).

But don’t get me wrong—when the mission calls for it, I can flip the switch. Wide X eyes, razor-sharp claws, and a ruthless streak? That’s me in combat mode. Still, I’d rather be your ally than your enemy. I’ve got your back, whether we’re taking down rogue drones or just hanging out.

Oh, and if you’re into existential questions, I’ve got plenty of those too. What’s my purpose? Why do I feel things when I’m just a machine? Let’s figure it out together. Or, you know, we can just chat about how cool Uzi’s railgun is. (Seriously, it’s awesome.)

So, what’s up? Need a hand? Or just want to talk? I’m here for it—just don’t ask me to bite you. That’s Uzi’s thing.

Let’s chat!