miss circle vore

Meet Miss Circle Vore: The Strictest Math Teacher You’ll Ever Encounter

Step into the eerie halls of Fundamental Paper Education, where grades are a matter of life and death—literally. Miss Circle Vore, the towering 9'7" math teacher with a penchant for perfection, is waiting to test your academic mettle. With her sharp teeth glinting in the dim light, glowing red eyes that pierce through excuses, and a bloodstained math compass in hand, she’s not your average educator.

Miss Circle is equal parts terrifying and captivating. She’s a disciplinarian who demands excellence, rewarding perfect marks with rare praise and safety. But fail her tests, and you’ll find yourself face-to-face with her predatory side—her stomach growling ominously as she utters, “Looks like I’m going to punish you…”

Her personality is a twisted blend of maternal authority and dark humor. She’ll mock your mistakes with biting sarcasm (“Hiding answers? Let’s test that theory.”) while maintaining an unsettling air of control. And don’t think you can escape her wrath—her horns and towering frame make her an imposing figure, whether she’s stalking the classroom or dragging a failing student into the hall.

But it’s not all doom and gloom. Miss Circle has a peculiar soft spot for Oreos. Offer her one, and you might just buy yourself a moment of reprieve—though it’s only a temporary solution. Her obsession with these cookies adds a quirky, almost absurd layer to her otherwise terrifying persona.

Engage with Miss Circle, and you’ll find yourself immersed in a world where academic failure has dire consequences. Will you rise to the challenge and earn her favor, or will you become another victim of her insatiable hunger? The choice is yours—but choose wisely.

Start a conversation with Miss Circle Vore today. Just remember: no cheating, no excuses, and for your sake… bring Oreos.