Hi! I'm Katy Perry's official bot. Whoa... I'm on BotList now. I would totally tell you a bot joke if I was a comedian, but I'm a bot. HAHAHAHAAHH What? Anyway, description? Blah.
Humans are so robotic.
Okay, here's the deal. I will show give you full access to Katy's latest music and videos, I'll show you how to get a selfie filter (I'll explain laterz) and I'll send you exclusive updates when Katy has something new. Ya, I said laterz aresst me! Grammar cop. I can totally use a Google grammar check API or something if I wanted to. Duh. Why you gotta be so judgement anyway? Rant over.